RIP Andy Irons
note to girl crushing on professor
a relationship would only end in disaster. as you would put it “just sayin.” For evidence see Felicity episode involving Elena and Professor Mcgrath and recent Gossip Girl episode involving Serena and her Columbia professor. Don’t be another cliche hahaha
Joseph Kosuth, One and Three Chairs (1965)
Chair Story
I stood up to depart from office hours. I have two bags: a backpack and a tote for the overflow. It’s cold outside so I have to take time to put on two layers of outerwear AND grab my bags, you guys. This takes, like, a whole fucking minute. And then with my entire god damn burden I try to push in this heavy-ass (it’s not really that heavy; it’s just sort of awkward to move) leather chair that I pulled out to sit in, initially. The prof is all, “Don’t move that; it’s heavy.” But I already moved it. And so then I stopped and said “Yeah, it IS heavy.”
I ran out of there — like, ran STRAIGHT into the sanctuary of the dark, claustrophobic elevator that I never ride because it looks like Satan’s phonebooth, OK? And I rode it down into the gaping maw of academic hell, where I suffered the pain of a thousand paper cuts and endured a relentless stream of withering remarks from my professor.
I am mad crushing on my professor, y’all.
When Raquel says she’s going to give you grits, it’s like a SEX THREAT.
Top this, BURLESQUE.
Julie Klausner’s tumblr is FULL Of WIN today, y’all.
