OH SHIT IT'S MIDNIGHT

Tracey Emin, “I Got it All” (2000) Making it Rain I went on an imaginary date with Tao Lin. We were making a salad. When we finished tossing the salad, he was like, “OH WAIT, I forgot something” and grabbed a bag of stale nori from the fridge. I was like, “OH, GOOD IDEA” because y’all — nori is super good on salad. He was all, “Put this in your pussy and this shit will turn into dollar billz.” So I got on the counter and put in there and sure enough, I was birthing Benjamins, you guys. I was like “HOORAY! SEE YA, STUDENT LOANZ!”

Tracey Emin, “I Got it All” (2000)

Making it Rain

I went on an imaginary date with Tao Lin. We were making a salad. When we finished tossing the salad, he was like, “OH WAIT, I forgot something” and grabbed a bag of stale nori from the fridge. I was like, “OH, GOOD IDEA” because y’all — nori is super good on salad. He was all, “Put this in your pussy and this shit will turn into dollar billz.” So I got on the counter and put in there and sure enough, I was birthing Benjamins, you guys. I was like “HOORAY! SEE YA, STUDENT LOANZ!”

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